This beautiful exchange

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me: So, I’m going to meet the man of my dreams in college and get married right after I graduate.

God: EEEEHHHH!

me: I’m going to have all of my kids before I’m 30 so that I can be a young mother.

God: EEEEHHHH!

me: I’m going to live in Bolivar for many years and play music.

God: EEEHHHH!

me: I’m going to to get married before I’m 25.

God: EEEEHHHH!

me: We’re going to find great jobs in Virginia and buy a house in the suburbs.

God: EEEEHHHH!

me: We’re going to make a lot of money with this new project and get out of debt quickly.

God: EEEEHHHH!

me: We’re going to live close to our families before we start a family.

God: EEEEHHHH!

me: We’re going to wait at least another 2 years before having kids.

God: EEEEHHHH!

me: This job is going to be the answer to our problems and meet our needs.

God: EEEEHHHH!

me: We’re going to get new jobs that make great money to finally get ahead.

God: EEEEHHHH!

me: We’re going to do this Your way and stop trusting in our own plans???

God: DING DING DING DING!!