This beautiful exchange

Said in jest. I hope.
her: I like this purse, but do you think that it’s too “Hollywood IT Girl” for me?
him: What’s a “Hollywood IT Girl?”
her: I also recently read that the bigger your purse the smaller your butt looks.
him: Well, then you need to look for the trash bag sized purses.

Conversation at the grocery store.
him: What is that?
me: It’s artichoke. Don’t worry, you’ll like it.
him: Is that what wives give their husbands when they’re trying to kill them off?
me: What?
him: Because, they “oughtta choke” on it?

One of my favorite things to do throughout the day is to sing to Lucy. We have bedtime songs, morning songs and then songs that can be sung anytime. I can’t wait for the day when she can sing along. Until then, I am happy with the endless smiles and coos that I get when [...]

Said while getting ready to watch a movie.
him: What’s that noise?
me: Um…it’s the popcorn popping that YOU put in the microwave. (Begins to laugh uncontrollably because this isn’t the first time this conversation has taken place)
him: I don’t like you.

In keeping with our yearly tradition, we took a picture of the two of us on our anniversary. Actually, it was the day after, but 20 years from now, it won’t matter.

We went to dinner and then saw the movie “Hairspray”. Other than celebrating our anniversary, the night was momentous for a different reason. It [...]

Today is our anniversary. Our third year has been a very busy one. Jobs gained, jobs lost, burglary, new friends…oh, and we became parents! I think we have learned more this year than the two before. Amazingly, we are both the same and yet very different people. But, I believe that we are still good [...]

me: “And, you know what, maybe you’re there because it’s what you need right now.”
him: “You’re probably right.”
me: “It could be the best place for you to learn life lessons and such.”
him: “Wait…now why would I need to learn anything?”

Conversation during last night’s after dinner walk.
me: Are you not in a talkative mood tonight?
him: How could you tell?
me: Oh, the one word answers I keep getting. Are you still just processing all of this? Because, that’s why I’m trying to talk to you. I’m trying to work through it, myself, figure out what I [...]

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The teller at the bank called him Mr. Evans.
me: Ooooh, Mr. Evans!
him: Yep, that’s right.
me: (giggle)
him: You can either call me “Mr. Evans” or “Studmuffin”. Your choice.